An Internet Litmus Test

9-Jan-09 at 5:35 PM
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A few weeks ago I was led to a video by a blogger who has a reputation for showing some of the most disturbing not-safe-for-workiest stuff on the web. He actually apologized as he posted the link which made me quite curious. Beyond that link was the baddest wrongest thing my eyes have ever witnessed, and I'm not talking about cookie monster wearing plaid either, it was seriously fucked in a bad bad way. It was the only thing on the internet to date that has seriously disturbed me. I've never actually watched all of it because it's that wrong.

I've heard of Google Seppuku where you put random Japanese characters into a Google image search and cycle through until you see something that makes you wish you hadn't started playing in the first place... well as a video this qualifies.

Anyhow a few days after I saw this I was talking with the owner of the local bookstore, a woman who's sweetly naive enough to try and shock me from time to time. Anyhow, the video came up as "the only thing on the internet that ever disturbed me" and for some reason she thought that I was a lightweight who cringed at tentacle porn or something. She wanted to see what the fuss was about, so after repeatedly warning her I gave her the link.

She turned it off quicker than me, and then lamented her inability to scrub her mind clean.

Anyhow, I could describe things to you which would be enough for you never want to watch it, but instead I will post the above warning and see just how many of you are curious enough, or doubtful of my claims enough to go see it and then post something angry to me about being so mean to show you something so horrible.

As for those of you who wish to keep any remaining shreds of net innocence left intact, DON'T GO HERE.

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Okay, I watched. And then I sent it to a 'hoodie who is as bad as me at clicking links after being told not to.

I have nothing to say other than the obvious why and who thought of this to begin with?

Did you notice though, that there was audio... but the guy didn't say anything... not a peep. That's perhaps the worst. Anyhow, I'm sorry.

At. Work. Must. Not. Click.

Haha don't be sorry. I'm too fascinated by people and their proclivities to be offended or anything.

Yeah, I didn't have my speakers on at first but then I flipped them on and realized there was (or wasn't, as the case may be) sound. Perhaps next time he could use a nice big towel instead.

I'm not gonna look. I once stumbled onto a rape that was being passed off as porn. I haven't been the same since. So I feel ya.

Yeah Dora, good call. For people like you and I, and by that I mean people who are sexually uninhibited but believe is being safe and careful this vid is all the more disturbing.

hey, what are you trying to say? lol

I'm saying I thought I'd seen it all... my reactions went like this: "Hm... not particularly original... hope he doesn't lose it, that would be embarrassing..." then my brain broke and it was like "oh... wrong... not... DON'T DO THAT!!! ... fu fu..." *click*

Ah, I'm just teasing because of your reply to Dora and the fact that I watched it anyway. Many years ago I gave up on ever thinking I'd seen or heard it all, so I guess the shock is lessened that way, whether I understand the hows and whys of whatever it is or not. I'm certainly not saying I sat here watching it with pleasure - I was gritting my teeth and grimacing the whole time. Yes, I watched the whole thing - lol.

So my husband is permanently scarred but I barely flinched. I thought chicks scarfing down diarrhea was much nastier. Maybe that helped steel me.

I agree that the most disturbing part was that *he* barely reacted. I wonder if he's one of those dudes without properly working nerves.

I haven't actually watched 2 girls 1 cup. I'm not sure if I could compare the two if I did because I've been told so much about it that it wouldn't shock me. I'd have to stumble upon it not realizing what it is.

2girls1cup is all about the music. If you've heard all about the video itself I'd recommend going to the site and playing the music in the background. It's ... an experience.

Well I've not got much else to lose do I... I'll have to try that.

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