QotD: Animal Behavior

10-Jan-09 at 3:34 PM
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If you had to live as an animal for the rest of your life, which creature would you choose to inhabit?
Yes, I'm doing a QotD, you can suspend your disbelief, I know the last time I did one of these things was about 4 vox formats ago and wooly mammoths were still lamenting a lack of industrial size shears.
I can't decide whether or not I'd be a Pig or a Dolphin. Pigs can have orgasms for up to an hour, but Dolphins are the only animal other than Humans who have sex for pleasure, and they get to swim with dolphins all day... you know... after I'm done sleeping around.

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to be honest, hour-long orgasms don't seem as great as they would in theory. plus...dolphins are said to be thoughtful; best of both worlds?

Are you saying I'm thoughtful? It's sweet of you to think so... naive but sweet. Or are you saying I'd be more thoughtful as a dolphin? Kuz I would endeavor to still be as ignorant and impulsive as ever I'm sure.